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A group of hikers were in the forest.
Wednesday, November 20, 2019      19 comments

A group of hikers headed into a forest with a guide. Before setting off, the guide gave a talk about hiking in grizzly bear territory saying: “Most bear encounters occur when hikers try to be extra quiet along the trails in hopes of viewing wild... Read more
Two blondes were going to travel into space.
Monday, November 18, 2019      23 comments

Two blondes were preparing to be blasted into space. They had just left the mission briefing when one turned to the other and said: “Where are we going?” The other replied: “Well the man in charge said we are on a mission to the sun.” ... Read more
A couple are getting married.
Sunday, November 17, 2019      26 comments

As a couple approaches the altar, the groom tells his wife-to-be: “Honey, I’ve got something to confess: I’m a golf nut, and every chance I get, I’ll be playing golf!” “Since we’re being honest,” replies the bride, “I have to tell you that ... Read more
A man and a woman were involved in a collision.
Saturday, November 16, 2019      22 comments

A man and a woman had a car accident, both of their cars were completely demolished but somehow they both managed to escaped unharmed. “Thank goodness we’re alright!” the woman said. “You know, I think this is a sign from the universe that ... Read more
John and Don are out golfing
Thursday, November 14, 2019      27 comments

One fine day, John and Don are out golfing when John slices his ball deep into a wooded ravine. He grabs his 7-iron and proceeds down the embankment into the ravine in search of his ball. The brush is quite thick, but he searches diligently an... Read more
A man goes to visit his grandpa
Wednesday, November 13, 2019      23 comments

A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. “How are you grandpa?” he asks. “Feeling fine,” says the old man. “What’s the food like?” “Terrific, wonderful menus.” “And the nursing?” “Just couldn’t be b... Read more
An old lady is granted three wishes.
Monday, November 11, 2019      27 comments

An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when all of a sudden a fairy godmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will be granted three wishes. “Well, now,” says the ol... Read more
A Sunday school teacher asks a question
Sunday, November 10, 2019      23 comments

Chloe wasn’t the best pupil at her Sunday school. She would often fall asleep and never got any of the answers right. One Sunday, she fell asleep and was called upon by the teacher to answer a question. “Who is the creator of the un... Read more
An older man moved to a new city.
Saturday, November 09, 2019      25 comments

At the urging of his doctor, an older man moved to a new city which was renowned for having great health benefits. After settling in, he met a neighbour who was around his age. He asked the neighbour: “Say, is this really a healthy place?” ... Read more
A boy had just gotten his driver’s licence
Friday, November 08, 2019      26 comments

A boy had just gotten his driver’s licence and asked his father if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said: “I’ll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, get your hair cut... Read more
Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo
Thursday, November 07, 2019      25 comments

Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days. Finally his mother talked his reluctant father into taking him. “So how was it?” his mother asked when they returned home. “Great,” Little Johnny replied. “D... Read more
A woman starts antique shopping
Wednesday, November 06, 2019      23 comments

After retiring from a busy life in business, Claire travels around the country visiting antique shops trying to find bargains. One day she goes to an antique shop in the city. She speaks to the shop’s owner and says: “When I was in here las... Read more
Three men were playing golf.
Monday, November 04, 2019      25 comments

Three men were playing golf. The course was a wicked dog-leg with a large water hazard. The first man stepped up to the tee and hit a sharp slice into the water hazard. He walked up to the water; it parted and he lofted his ball within one ... Read more
A husband and wife are having dinner
Saturday, November 02, 2019      22 comments

A husband and wife are having dinner at a very fine restaurant when a stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open mouthed kiss, then says she’ll see him later and walks away. The wife glares at her husband and sa... Read more
An engineer dies and goes to heaven.
Friday, November 01, 2019      19 comments

One day an engineer dies and goes to heaven. When he arrives, he meets God. After checking his list in detail, God says: “Go to hell, you’re not on my list.” So after walking the seemingly endless stairs to hell, he lets the devil know who ... Read more

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