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A husband and wife were arguing.
Monday, January 06, 2020      26 comments

In the middle of an argument a man said to his wife: “I don’t know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time!” The wife responded calmly: “Allow me to explain. The good Lord made me beautiful so you would be attracted t... Read more
A guy was walking his girlfriend home.
Saturday, January 04, 2020      23 comments

A guy was walking his girlfriend home and eventually dropped her off on the front steps. As the pair shared a passionate kiss, the guy began feeling a little amorous. With an air of confidence, he leaned in toward her with his hand against ... Read more
An old man asked for help at the post office.
Friday, January 03, 2020      23 comments

A man writing at the post office desk was approached by an older fellow with a post card in his hand. The old man said: “Sir, I’m sorry to bother you but could you address this post card for me? My arthritis is acting up today and I can’t even h... Read more
TWO DIFFERENT DOCTOR'S OFFICES
Thursday, January 02, 2020      23 comments

Two patients limp into two different medical Clinics with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement. The FIRST patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day and has a time bo... Read more
Harry's wedding day has finally arrived.
Wednesday, January 01, 2020      28 comments

Harry was finally a groom and was very excited about his upcoming marriage. He was on his way out of the office when his boss came over to him with an outstretched hand and said: “Congratulations Harry! I just wanted to tell you I’ve been m... Read more
First aid classes.
Sunday, December 29, 2019      27 comments

A man was explaining how first aid classes had prepared him for an emergency. "I saw a woman hit by a car," he said. "She had a broken arm, a twisted knee and a fractured scull." His friend said: "How horrible! What did you do?" ... Read more
An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office.
Saturday, December 28, 2019      26 comments

An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied: “I’d like to have some birth-control pills.” Taken aback, the doctor thought for a minute and then said: “Excuse me, Mrs Smith, but you’re... Read more
A young executive was leaving the office late.
Friday, December 27, 2019      28 comments

A young executive was leaving the office late one evening when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. “Listen,” said the CEO. “This is a very sensitive and important document here, and my secreta... Read more
A lady went to the bar on a cruise ship.
Thursday, December 26, 2019      23 comments

A lady went to the bar on a cruise ship and ordered a Scotch with two drops of water. The bartender gave her the drink, and she said: “I’m on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday, and it’s today.” The bartender said: “Well, since it’s ... Read more
A coroner calls a police officer.
Wednesday, December 25, 2019      27 comments

Three bodies turn up at the morgue, all with big smiles on their faces. A coroner calls a police officer to tell him what’s happened. He says: “First body: A French man, about 60, died of heart failure while making love to his mistress. Hen... Read more
A man came home from work.
Tuesday, December 24, 2019      24 comments

A man came home from work one day to find his wife sitting on the front porch with her bags packed. He asked her where she was going and she replied: “I’m going to Las Vegas.” He questioned her and she told him: “I just found out that I can... Read more
Christmas Quiz, Part 2.
Monday, December 23, 2019      23 comments

You are all right, it is NOT an easy quiz but I am sure you had fun trying to figure the questions out, as I did. ... Read more
Christmas Quiz.
Sunday, December 22, 2019      24 comments

A couple of weeks ago I went to our garden club's December meeting that's always our Christmas Dinner. After the food our president organized a quiz. It had 20 questions and the answers weren't easy. I mentioned it to one of my FB groups and... Read more
A guy is walking down the street with his friend.
Saturday, December 21, 2019      24 comments

A guy is walking down the street with his friend. He says: “I’m a walking economy.” His friend replies: “How’s that?” “It’s like this; my hair line is in recession, my stomach is a victim of inflation and the combination of these... Read more
A man Receives a compliment at a bar.
Friday, December 13, 2019      29 comments

A thirsty man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Suddenly he hears someone say: “Hey! Nice tie!” The man looks around to see who complimented him, but he couldn’t see anyone. “Hey! Nice shirt!” Again, the man looks around bu... Read more

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