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A widower went to a psychic.
Wednesday, February 05, 2020      21 comments

A widower who never paid any attention to his wife while she was alive now found himself missing her desperately. He went to a psychic to see if he could contact his late wife. The psychic went into a trance. A strange breeze wafted t... Read more
A woman is happily jumping on the bed.
Tuesday, February 04, 2020      21 comments

A woman in her late thirties is at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watches her for a while and asks: “Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What’s the matter with you?” The woman continue... Read more
A husband and a wife lived in a cheap housing complex.
Sunday, February 02, 2020      27 comments

A husband and a wife lived in a cheap housing complex right next door to an older married couple. Their chief complaint was that the walls were paper-thin and that they had no privacy. This was painfully obvious when one morning the h... Read more
A husband thought up a plan.
Saturday, February 01, 2020      21 comments

I just got back home from a fun cruise around New Zealand. The weather was perfect in every port and in Auckland met up with a Facebook friend for the first time. It was great! I hope that never happens to me but with DH's short term memo... Read more
A man called an airline customer-service desk.
Friday, January 17, 2020      29 comments

This is my last blog this month because tomorrow morning we are flying to Sydney and then catching a emoticon fo... Read more
A teacher asked her class what they knew about whales.
Thursday, January 16, 2020      27 comments

A teacher asked her class what they knew about whales. One little girl spoke up and said that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher smiled and said she didn’t think that was very likely because, even though whales can be big, their t... Read more
A wife caught her husband gazing at theri baby.
Wednesday, January 15, 2020      25 comments

Observing the baby one night, a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of emotions; disbelief, doubt, delight, ama... Read more
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist.
Tuesday, January 14, 2020      27 comments

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down the main street. “But, officer,” the man began, “I can explain!” “Just be quiet,” snapped the officer. “I’m going to let you cool your heels in jail until the ch... Read more
A jailer asks the prisoner why he is locked up.
Monday, January 13, 2020      29 comments

I know I am a bit late emoticon but here goes... It was Christmas day and a jailer was working the Christ... Read more
Two policemen are talking.
Sunday, January 12, 2020      23 comments

The deputy says: “That’s a strange-looking dog.” The sheriff answers: “He’s a genuine police dog.” “He doesn’t look like any police dog I’ve ever seen.” “Of course not. He’s in the secret service.”... Read more
Woman's Job.
Saturday, January 11, 2020      24 comments

Housework was a woman’s job, but one evening, Jenny arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of laundry in the washer and another in the dryer. Dinner was on the stove, and the table set. She was astonished! It turned o... Read more
Two women were comparing notes on the difficulties of running a small business.
Friday, January 10, 2020      26 comments

Two women were comparing notes on the difficulties of running a small business. “I started a new practice last year,” the first one said. “I insist that each of my employees take at least a week off every three months.” “Why in the wor... Read more
A pro golfer went into a locker room.
Thursday, January 09, 2020      21 comments

In the locker room, a man was listening as a group of golfers talked about their game with a pro. Having listened to them talking, he went to the pro and said: “I’ve been playing golf for a long time and thought I knew all the terminology ... Read more
Little Johnny tells him a secret.
Wednesday, January 08, 2020      27 comments

At school, little Johnny’s classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it’s very easy to blackmail them by saying, ‘I know the whole truth’. Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. Johnny’s mothe... Read more
An old man owned a farm.
Tuesday, January 07, 2020      28 comments

An old man named John owned a small farm. One day, a government official claimed he was not paying proper wages to his workers and went out to interview him. “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,” he demanded of the fa... Read more

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