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A man was walking through a graveyard.
Monday, February 24, 2020      28 comments

A man was walking at midnight on the road adjacent to the graveyard. It was very dark and he was beginning to become nervous. He was looking left and right and his pace was picking up. He saw another man walking ahead of him and he increas... Read more
A man was fresh out of accounting school.
Saturday, February 22, 2020      27 comments

A man was fresh out of accounting school and went to an interview for a good paying job. The company boss asked various questions about him and his education, but then asked him: “What is three times seven?” “Twenty-two,” the man repl... Read more
A guy walks into a bar and orders 12 shots.
Friday, February 21, 2020      22 comments

A guy walks into a bar, orders 12 shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender asks: “Dang, why are you drinking so fast?” “You would be drinking fast, too, if you had what I had,” the guy replies. The bartender... Read more
Two drunk men staggered into the pub.
Thursday, February 20, 2020      22 comments

Two men staggered into the pub, dragging their extremely drunk mate with them. When they reached the bar, they let him go and he collapsed in a drunken heap on the floor. “We’ll have two beers,” one of them slurred to the bartender. ... Read more
MURDER AT TESCO.
Tuesday, February 18, 2020      26 comments

Tired of constantly being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary and then arranging to have her killed. ... Read more
SQUIRRELS.
Monday, February 17, 2020      28 comments

In Aurora, IL. a band of squirrels had become quite a problem. The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel infestation. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded that the squirrels were pre... Read more
A man borrows a horse to head to town.
Sunday, February 16, 2020      26 comments

A man has been lost and walking in the desert for about two weeks. One hot day, he sees the home of a missionary. Tired and weak, he crawls up to the house and collapses on the doorstep. The missionary finds him and nurses him back to healt... Read more
A man asks a doctor
Friday, February 14, 2020      21 comments

A man asks a doctor: “What’s the difference is between friends and best friends?” The doctor asks: “Why would you like to know?” The man says: “I have no family and want to leave my fortune to my best friend when I pass away.” Th... Read more
A family are driving in their car on vacation.
Thursday, February 13, 2020      27 comments

A family are driving in their car on vacation. A frog crosses the road and the husband, who is driving, is able to stop the car. He gets out, takes the frog and carries him to the side of the road. The frog is grateful, thanks the man and t... Read more
OOPS
Tuesday, February 11, 2020      21 comments

Hi, Max. This is Jim, next door. I've been riddled with guilt for a few months and have been trying to get up the courage to tell you face-to-face. When you're not around, I've been sharing your wife, day and night, probably much more than... Read more
A very tough day.
Monday, February 10, 2020      23 comments

An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed. As soon as he walked through the door at home, ... Read more
A young girl asked her father a question.
Sunday, February 09, 2020      25 comments

A young girl who was writing a paper for school came to her father and asked: “Dad, what is the difference between anger and exasperation?” The father replied: “It is mostly a matter of degree. Let me show you what I mean.” With that t... Read more
A man gets pulled over by the police.
Saturday, February 08, 2020      24 comments

A man is driving home from the pub and gets pulled over by a police officer. The officer says: “Good evening sir, do you know why I pulled you over?” The man replies: “I’m guessing you think I was drunk driving.” The officer infor... Read more
A butcher sees a dog in his shop.
Friday, February 07, 2020      24 comments

A butcher is in his shop busily serving customers when all of a sudden he notices a dog. He shoos him away, but later he notices the dog is back again. So he goes over to the dog and notices he has a note in his mouth. He takes the note and... Read more
A woman lives with both a cat and dog.
Thursday, February 06, 2020      25 comments

A woman lives with both a cat and dog. Everyday she feeds them, cleans up after them and provides them with plenty of love and attention. The dog is very grateful. As the owner approaches the dog and fills his bowl with kibbles, the d... Read more

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