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A taxpayer received an overdue notice.
Sunday, April 05, 2020      21 comments

A taxpayer received a strongly worded second notice that his taxes were overdue. Rushing to the collector’s office, he paid his bill, saying apologetically that he had overlooked the first notice. “Oh,” confided the collector with a sm... Read more
A father was teaching his son how to golf.
Friday, April 03, 2020      22 comments

“These are the proper names for the parts of the golf course,” the father instructed his 10-year-old. “You start at the tee, walk down the fairway and put your ball in the hole on the green.” “But dad, what do you call that part where... Read more
Just for laugh 😂
Monday, March 30, 2020      24 comments

Just for laugh 😂 - to break the Covid-19 tension. Plane with 5 passengers on board, Donald Trump, Boris Johnson, the Pope, Chairman Xi Jin ping and a ten year old school boy. The plane is about to crash and there are only 4 parachut... Read more
A man took his daughter to work with him.
Friday, March 27, 2020      23 comments

An eight-year-old girl went to the office with her father on ‘Take Your Kid to Work Day’. As they were walking around the office though, the young girl started to cry. Confused, her father asked what was wrong with her, but she refused to ... Read more
Two drunks had a few drinks.
Wednesday, March 25, 2020      25 comments

Two drunks went into a bar to have a few beers. One got up and went into the bathroom while the other remained at the bar talking to the bartender. All of a sudden there was a loud scream coming from the bathroom. The drunk at the bar said ... Read more
A little boy opened a family bible.
Sunday, March 22, 2020      21 comments

A little boy opened the big, old family bible with fascination and looked at the worn-out pages as he turned them. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked it up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree tha... Read more
A woman calls for a doctor.
Wednesday, March 18, 2020      22 comments

On a recent flight an elderly lady stands up and shouts in panic: “Is there a doctor here?” A tall man with handsome dark features approaches her quickly and tells her in a serious tone: “I am. What is the problem?” She replies: “Do yo... Read more
A pregnant woman attended a class with her husband.
Monday, March 16, 2020      20 comments

The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, along with informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage ... Read more
A grandmother is talking to her granddaughter.
Saturday, March 14, 2020      28 comments

A grandmother is telling her granddaughter about her childhood. “Yes,” she says. “Back in the day, we used to skate down the street, go swimming in the creek, we picked strawberries in the winter and we even had our own horse.” “Wow Gr... Read more
A man goes to the vet.
Wednesday, March 11, 2020      24 comments

A man walks into an animal hospital with his Bulldog and says: “My dog is cross-eyed, can you fix it?” The vet replies: “Let’s have a look at what's wrong.” The vet picks the dog up while examining his eyes. After thoroughly inspect... Read more
The three wise men are out for a stroll.
Sunday, March 08, 2020      23 comments

The three wise men are out for a stroll when they come across a stable. They decide to duck inside. On the way in, one of the wise men hits his head on the low entrance way. “Jesus Christ!” he says. Joseph says: “Quick, Mary... Read more
The cure.
Saturday, March 07, 2020      25 comments

I heard that a patient in Melbourne was diagnosed as suffering from Coronavirus today. He was told that he would be immediately placed in an isolation room and fed on a diet of flounder, pizza and flat bread. He asked the doctor ... Read more
A successful businessman had a meeting.
Thursday, March 05, 2020      26 comments

A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. “I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family,” said the man. “To show you how much we care for you, I’m making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All yo... Read more
A newlywed couple head overseas.
Saturday, February 29, 2020      28 comments

A newlywed couple head overseas for a raunchy weekend getaway to celebrate their wedding. Just a few hours after arriving at the hotel, the wife goes to the front desk and requests a taxi to take her to the airport. A few hours later, ... Read more
An old man married a young woman.
Wednesday, February 26, 2020      27 comments

An old man married a woman less than half his age and took her off on honeymoon to the Caribbean. When he returned home, his sister asked him how it had gone. “Oh, it was wonderful,” he said, “We made love almost every night.” “That’s ... Read more

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