I bet he won't jump.
Tuesday, June 30, 2020 23 comments
Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 news was on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing... Read more
Up in Smoke.
Sunday, June 28, 2020 26 comments
A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against, among other things, fire. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made even his first premium pay... Read more
Remember a Child.
Sunday, June 21, 2020 23 comments
A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally he went to the checkout line, but she got in front of him... Read more
An older man went into a jewellery store
Thursday, June 18, 2020 31 comments
An older, white haired man walked into a jewellery store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweller he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweller looked through his stock and brought out ... Read more
Little Johnny is back
Tuesday, June 09, 2020 30 comments
Little Johnny was watching in awe as his grandmother cleaned her dentures. He sat there as she carefully took them out, brushed them and rinsed them, before popping them back in her mouth. “Wow Grandma, that’s so cool!” He said. “Than... Read more
A department store
Friday, June 05, 2020 25 comments
A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter in a department store and asks, “W-w-w-where`s the m-m-m-men`s dep-p-p-partment?” The clerk behind the counter just looks at him and says nothing. The man repeats himself:... Read more
YOU HAVE TO LOVE A GOOD NURSE.
Wednesday, June 03, 2020 25 comments
A policeman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix.. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well, however, the policeman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch. Worried that it might be a sec... Read more
Joke with important information.
Tuesday, June 02, 2020 32 comments
While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed their trip. When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table - and s... Read more
Irish Mating Call
Wednesday, May 27, 2020 25 comments
Two Indians and an Irishman were walking through the woods. All of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave. 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' he called into the cave and listened closely until he heard an answeri... Read more
He almost hit a deer.
Monday, May 25, 2020 24 comments
While out riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head. Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a... Read more
A family went camping
Friday, May 22, 2020 23 comments
Bob, a hunter, went on a camping trip with his wife, kids, and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the forest, his wife awoke to find her mother missing. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her ... Read more
The stranded Irishman
Tuesday, May 19, 2020 24 comments
One day an Irishman, who had been stranded on a deserted island for over 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon. He thought to himself, "It's certainly not a ship" As the speck got closer and closer, he began to rule out even the possibi... Read more
A lawyer married a woman.
Monday, May 18, 2020 23 comments
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.” “What??” said the puzzled groom. “How can that be if you’ve been married ten times... Read more
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