Monday, August 10, 2020 30 comments
A doctor finally saw his patient after a month of trying to contact him. The doctor said: “I see you’re over a month late for your check-up. Don’t you know that nervous disorders require prompt and regular attention? What’s your excuse?” Th... Read more
APHORISM - WORD of the day...
Friday, August 07, 2020 25 comments
Aphorism is a statement of truth or opinion expressed in a concise and witty manner. ♦ I read that 4,153,237 people were married last year. Not to cause any trouble.... but shouldn’t that be an even number? ♦ I find it ironic that... Read more
A man was getting married.
Sunday, August 02, 2020 24 comments
A man was getting married. Unfortunately, he was balding pretty badly so he decided to purchase a toupee for the big day. He took his young son to the wig store and together they picked out a realistic looking hair piece. The wedding went p... Read more
Let's have a laugh. 😂
Tuesday, July 28, 2020 23 comments
A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong, mean-looking, hulking guy plops down in the seat next to him and immediately falls asleep. The little guy starts to feel a little ai... Read more
One for Australia,,, thank goodness for this.
Saturday, July 25, 2020 26 comments
An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the world. So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to Orlando, thinking that he would start by working his way across the USA from South to North. On his first day ... Read more
Little Johnny was arguing with his friend.
Thursday, July 23, 2020 26 comments
Little Johnny and his friend argued about whose grandpa was better. “My grandpa doesn’t need a walking stick,” Little Johnny boasted. “Yeah well my grandpa can still drive,” his friend replied. “Oh yeah?” Little Johnny said as he ... Read more
Two drunks had a few drinks
Tuesday, July 21, 2020 26 comments
Two drunks went into a bar to have a few beers. One got up and went into the bathroom while the other remained at the bar talking to the bartender. All of a sudden there was a loud scream coming from the bathroom. The drunk at the bar said ... Read more
A new sailor joined the navy.
Wednesday, July 15, 2020 29 comments
An old Navy Chief noticed a new face and barked at him: “Get over here! What’s your name, sailor?” “John,” the new seaman replied. “Look, I don’t know what kind of bleeding-heart stuff they’re teaching sailors in boot camp these days, ... Read more
When Insults Had Class...
Sunday, July 12, 2020 29 comments
A member of Parliament to Disraeli: "Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease." "That depends, Sir, " said Disraeli, "whether I embrace your policies or your mistress." "He had delusions of adequac... Read more
Donald Trump and the Family.
Friday, July 10, 2020 24 comments
The Trump Family is flying from New York to DC when Donald looks down on the cities below and says ” I think I’ll throw a $1000 bill out the window and make some American happy.” Melania says “Oh, honey why not throw ten $100 bills out of t... Read more
Two blondes became bird hunters
Tuesday, July 07, 2020 28 comments
Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and were eager to try it out for themselves. They had read that a bird dog is a great and useful accessory in bird hunting, so they decided to go to the pet shop and buy one. They purchased a well-... Read more
A man with severe headaches went to the doctor.
Sunday, July 05, 2020 27 comments
A man with severe headaches went to the doctor. The doctor examined him and eventually said: “The good news is I can cure your headaches but the bad news is that you have a rare condition which causes your testicles to press up against the ... Read more
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