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Doctor's orders.
Monday, August 10, 2020      30 comments

A doctor finally saw his patient after a month of trying to contact him. The doctor said: “I see you’re over a month late for your check-up. Don’t you know that nervous disorders require prompt and regular attention? What’s your excuse?” Th... Read more
APHORISM - WORD of the day...
Friday, August 07, 2020      25 comments

Aphorism is a statement of truth or opinion expressed in a concise and witty manner. ♦ I read that 4,153,237 people were married last year. Not to cause any trouble.... but shouldn’t that be an even number? ♦ I find it ironic that... Read more
A man was getting married.
Sunday, August 02, 2020      24 comments

A man was getting married. Unfortunately, he was balding pretty badly so he decided to purchase a toupee for the big day. He took his young son to the wig store and together they picked out a realistic looking hair piece. The wedding went p... Read more
Let's have a laugh. 😂
Tuesday, July 28, 2020      23 comments

A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong, mean-looking, hulking guy plops down in the seat next to him and immediately falls asleep. The little guy starts to feel a little ai... Read more
One for Australia,,, thank goodness for this.
Saturday, July 25, 2020      26 comments

An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the world. So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to Orlando, thinking that he would start by working his way across the USA from South to North. On his first day ... Read more
Little Johnny was arguing with his friend.
Thursday, July 23, 2020      26 comments

Little Johnny and his friend argued about whose grandpa was better. “My grandpa doesn’t need a walking stick,” Little Johnny boasted. “Yeah well my grandpa can still drive,” his friend replied. “Oh yeah?” Little Johnny said as he ... Read more
Two drunks had a few drinks
Tuesday, July 21, 2020      26 comments

Two drunks went into a bar to have a few beers. One got up and went into the bathroom while the other remained at the bar talking to the bartender. All of a sudden there was a loud scream coming from the bathroom. The drunk at the bar said ... Read more
New Teacher.
Sunday, July 19, 2020      27 comments

A young, innocent teacher is assigned to an unruly grade in a tough neighbourhood. One day, to test her student's honesty, she asked, "If you found a $100 note on the street, which of you would keep it?" She was shocked when every hand... Read more
Old songs re written.
Friday, July 17, 2020      25 comments

Singers of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate us aging baby-boomers ..... New Releases Include: Herman's Hermits --- Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely Walker Ringo Starr --- I Get By With... Read more
A new sailor joined the navy.
Wednesday, July 15, 2020      29 comments

An old Navy Chief noticed a new face and barked at him: “Get over here! What’s your name, sailor?” “John,” the new seaman replied. “Look, I don’t know what kind of bleeding-heart stuff they’re teaching sailors in boot camp these days, ... Read more
When Insults Had Class...
Sunday, July 12, 2020      29 comments

A member of Parliament to Disraeli: "Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease." "That depends, Sir, " said Disraeli, "whether I embrace your policies or your mistress." "He had delusions of adequac... Read more
Donald Trump and the Family.
Friday, July 10, 2020      24 comments

The Trump Family is flying from New York to DC when Donald looks down on the cities below and says ” I think I’ll throw a $1000 bill out the window and make some American happy.” Melania says “Oh, honey why not throw ten $100 bills out of t... Read more
Two blondes became bird hunters
Tuesday, July 07, 2020      28 comments

Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and were eager to try it out for themselves. They had read that a bird dog is a great and useful accessory in bird hunting, so they decided to go to the pet shop and buy one. They purchased a well-... Read more
A man with severe headaches went to the doctor.
Sunday, July 05, 2020      27 comments

A man with severe headaches went to the doctor. The doctor examined him and eventually said: “The good news is I can cure your headaches but the bad news is that you have a rare condition which causes your testicles to press up against the ... Read more
People on a rope.
Thursday, July 02, 2020      26 comments

Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter--ten men and one woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall. They weren't... Read more

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