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Little Susie had a stomach ache
Tuesday, September 22, 2020      24 comments

Little Susie complained to her mother that she had a terrible stomach ache. “That’s because your stomach is empty,” the mother replied. “You would feel better if you had something in it.” That afternoon, Susie’s father came home compla... Read more
An old married couple hate each other.
Monday, September 21, 2020      29 comments

An old man and woman hate each other, but remain married for years. During their shouting fights, the old man constantly warns his wife: “If I die first, I will dig my way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of ... Read more
Two rich men were talking over coffee.
Saturday, September 19, 2020      24 comments

Two rich men were talking over coffee and croissants at their country club one day and one of them said to the other one: “Hey, I tell you my driver is really stupid. You don’t think so? Let me show you.” He called his driver over and said:... Read more
Tony had just finished reading a new book.
Wednesday, September 16, 2020      28 comments

Tony had just finished reading a new book titled, "You Can Be The Man of Your House". He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced: “From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is law. You will pre... Read more
Two government officials were on a flight.
Sunday, September 13, 2020      29 comments

Two government economists were returning home from a field meeting. As with all government travellers, they were assigned the cheapest seats on the plane so they each were occupying the centre seat on opposite sides of the aisle. They... Read more
A team of doctors delivered quintuplets.
Wednesday, September 09, 2020      23 comments

A team of doctors attended the delivery of quintuplets who were able to walk immediately after the umbilical cords were cut. The senior doctor was asked to explain this unusual occurrence. “I guess they had a lot of practice,” said th... Read more
A young boy got his first job.
Friday, September 04, 2020      24 comments

The new busboy was just 16 and because it was his first job, the crew were all impressed with how well he had done on his first day. The next day, they were surprised to see that he didn’t show up. Then, an hour late, he came running in, re... Read more
A businessman came home exhausted
Monday, August 31, 2020      26 comments

A businessman dragged himself home and barely made it to his chair before he dropped, exhausted. His sympathetic wife was right there with a tall cool drink and a comforting word. “My, you look tired,” she said. “You must have had a ha... Read more
Not a blonde.
Friday, August 28, 2020      26 comments

Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift.. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, 'I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?' 'Just use paper from the photocopier', the secretary told her... Read more
Wednesday, August 26, 2020      28 comments

Should have got 100%! Each answer is absolutely and grammatically correct. Q1.. In which battle did Napoleon die? *His last battle. Q2.. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? *At the bottom of the page ... Read more
Your chuckle for today.
Sunday, August 23, 2020      24 comments

I was checking out at the local BIG W with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those dividers that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wou... Read more
A Priest and a Rabbi.
Thursday, August 20, 2020      27 comments

A Catholic priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train. After a while, the priest opened a conversation by saying “I know that, in your religion, you’re not supposed to eat pork…Have you actually ever tasted it? ... Read more
Three men had to climb 75 storeys
Monday, August 17, 2020      24 comments

Bill, Jim and Scott were at a convention together and were sharing a large suite on the top floor of a 75-storey skyscraper. After a long day of meetings they were shocked to hear that the elevators in their hotel were broken and they woul... Read more
Life is tough.
Friday, August 14, 2020      26 comments

A mother calls 000 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid had eaten ants The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and he should be fine. The mother says, 'I j... Read more
Ah the Irish…aren't they special !!
Tuesday, August 11, 2020      25 comments

On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his Mercedes into a petrol station in a remote part of Irish countryside. The pump attendant who knows absolutely nothin about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner completely una... Read more

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