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A woman met a cowboy who was wearing big boots.
Monday, November 16, 2020      26 comments

A lady entered a bar and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she’d ever seen. The woman asked the cowboy if it’s true what they say about men with big feet. The cowboy grinned and said: “Sure is, littl... Read more
A young boy came home with a Porsche
Saturday, November 14, 2020      29 comments

A fifteen year-old boy came home with a Porsche and his parents began to scream: “Where did you get that car?!” He calmly told them: “I bought it today.” “With what money?” demanded his parents. “We know what a Porsche costs.” “We... Read more
A balding man went into a barber’s shop.
Monday, November 09, 2020      23 comments

A balding man went into a barber’s shop and asked how much it would be for a haircut. TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS,” SAID THE BARBER. “Twenty-five dollars, that’s crazy!” exclaimed the man. “I’ve hardly got any hair. How can it be that expensiv... Read more
GOD'S PLAN FOR AGING.
Thursday, November 05, 2020      25 comments

Most seniors never get enough exercise. In His wisdom God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their glasses, keys and other things thus doing more walking. And God looked down and saw that it was good. The... Read more
All the grandkids were visiting for a family gathering.
Tuesday, November 03, 2020      23 comments

All the grandkids were visiting for Christmas. Before dinner, the Grandma made a lengthy speech about being thankful for her extra-special blessings, her four grandchildren. Two seconds after she stopped speaking, all hell broke loose... Read more
Funny and True By: Israeli humorist, Efraim Kishon.
Sunday, November 01, 2020      25 comments

Israel is the only country in the world where patients visiting physicians end up giving the doctor advice. Israel is the only country in the world where no one has a foreign accent because everyone has a foreign accent. Israel is th... Read more
A man gets a new job.
Saturday, October 31, 2020      25 comments

A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee. On his very first day of work, he dials the pantry and shouts into the phone: “Get me a coffee, quickly!” The voice from the other side responds: “You fool you’ve dialled the wrong extension!... Read more
A husband stopped wearing his wedding ring.
Thursday, October 29, 2020      32 comments

Soon after marriage, a lady’s husband stopped wearing his wedding ring. Annoyed by this, the woman asked: “Why don’t you ever wear your wedding band?” The husband replied: “It cuts off my circulation.” She answered back: “It’s su... Read more
A man walked into a doctor’s office.
Wednesday, October 28, 2020      28 comments

A man walked into a doctor’s office and the receptionist asked him what he had. He replied: “Shingles.” So she wrote down his name, address and phone number and told him to have a seat. Fifteen minutes later a nurse came out and asked ... Read more
A young boy enters a barber shop.
Monday, October 26, 2020      26 comments

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer: “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar coin in one hand and two 20 cent pieces in the other, then calls the b... Read more
Lie detecting robot.
Sunday, October 25, 2020      28 comments

John was a salesman’s delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot that John claimed was ... Read more
A man is stopped by a police officer.
Friday, October 23, 2020      25 comments

A man who is driving is stopped by a police officer. The man says: “What’s the problem, officer?” The officer says: “You were going at least 75km/h in a 55km/h zone.” “No sir, I was going 65.” The man’s wife leans over and says: “O... Read more
The Note.
Thursday, October 22, 2020      23 comments

A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, "I've had enough and have left you...don't bother coming after me”. Then she hid under the bed to see his reaction. After a short while, t... Read more
A man walks into a bookstore.
Wednesday, October 21, 2020      25 comments

A man walks into a bookstore. He walks around and sees a notebook behind a counter that’s locked in a glass box. He asks the cashier what book it is and the cashier says he’d need to get confirmation from the manager. The man asks him to do... Read more
A school teacher sent her student home with a note
Monday, October 19, 2020      27 comments

One day a school teacher sent her student home with a note for his mother. The note read: “Your son is an obedient and bright student, but spends too much time talking to girls.” The next day the student returned with a note from his m... Read more

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