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Two drunk friends are arguing in the street.
Wednesday, December 16, 2020      25 comments

Two drunk friends are walking along when one says to the other: “What a beautiful night. Look at that moon!” The other drunk stops and looks at his friend. “You are wrong. That’s not the moon, that’s the sun!” Both continued arguing fo... Read more
A pilot was descending over a landing
Sunday, December 13, 2020      23 comments

A pilot and a co-pilot were descending for a landing at an airport they had never been to before. The pilot looked out of the front window and suddenly exclaimed to the co-pilot: “Holy cow! Look how short the runway is! I’ve never seen one that ... Read more
An old man challenged a young man at a construction site.
Saturday, December 12, 2020      28 comments

The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes though, the older worker had had enough. “W... Read more
A man was pulled over for speeding.
Thursday, December 10, 2020      26 comments

A man was speeding down a highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed. However, as they passed a speed trap, he got nailed by an infrared speed detector and was pulled over. The officer handed him the citatio... Read more
A boss called his employee into the office.
Wednesday, December 09, 2020      26 comments

Finally, the good-natured boss was compelled to call Smith into his office. “It has not escaped my attention,” he pointed out. “That every time there’s a home game at the stadium, you have to take your aunt to the doctor.” “You know yo... Read more
A teenager was finally allowed to drive the family car.
Monday, December 07, 2020      28 comments

A mother and father had just given their teenage daughter family-car privileges. On Saturday night she returned home very late from a party. The next morning her father went out to the driveway to get the newspaper and came back into the ho... Read more
Two guys were riding in a car.
Sunday, December 06, 2020      26 comments

Two guys were riding in a car, arguing about how to say the name of the city that they were in. One said “Lou-ie-ville” and the other “Lou-is-ville.” They went on arguing and arguing, until they came upon a fast-food restaurant. The o... Read more
A woman's husband was in a coma.
Saturday, December 05, 2020      28 comments

A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him he whispered, eyes full of ... Read more
A man steps on a penny scale
Thursday, December 03, 2020      23 comments

After the holidays and all those delightful, seasonal treats, a husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tells your fortune and weight. He drops in a coin and eagerly reads the results. “Listen to this,” he said to his wife, s... Read more
A carpenter was giving evidence about an accident.
Wednesday, December 02, 2020      26 comments

A carpenter was giving evidence about an accident he had witnessed. The lawyer for the defendant was trying to discredit him and asked him how far away he was from the scene. The carpenter replied: “Twenty-seven metres, six and a half centi... Read more
A girl was given a tea set for her birthday.
Monday, November 30, 2020      26 comments

A girl was given a tea set for her second birthday. It became one of her favourite toys and, when her mother went away for a few weeks to care for her sick aunt, the toddler loved to take her father a little cup of tea, which was just water real... Read more
A lawyer’s dog bursts into a butcher’s shop and steals a roast.
Sunday, November 29, 2020      33 comments

A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, beelines for a butcher shop and steals a roast. The butcher goes to the lawyer’s office and asks: “If a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment fo... Read more
Another virus to contend with. Nile, type C.
Saturday, November 28, 2020      24 comments

Although most of us have already had some involvement with it, I don’t think most of us thought about it in these terms. The NILE Virus (Type C) I thought you would want to know about this virus Even the most advanced computer pro... Read more
An old man went into the city for lunch.
Friday, November 27, 2020      27 comments

An old man spent the day in the city. He sat near a group of young men in a restaurant as he enjoyed a fancy lunch. After he bowed his head to give thanks for his food, one of the young men thought he would embarrass the old gentleman. “Hey... Read more
A businessman had to spend a few days in the hospital
Thursday, November 19, 2020      26 comments

A big-shot businessman had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he did his employees. None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do with him. The head nur... Read more

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