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A WAY WITH A SAILOR.
Thursday, January 07, 2021      31 comments

A young Sydney, Australia woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the Harbour. Just before she could throw herself off Circular Quay, a handsome young man stopped her. "You have so much to live ... Read more
A family brings their elderly mother to a nursing home.
Wednesday, January 06, 2021      28 comments

One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a love... Read more
Never underestimate the elderly!
Tuesday, January 05, 2021      29 comments

The old lady handed her bank card to a bank teller and said, “I would like to withdraw $500. The female teller told her, “For withdrawals less than $5,000, please use the ATM.” The old lady then asked, “Why?” The teller irritably ... Read more
Sad Kiwi Story.
Saturday, January 02, 2021      24 comments

Wiremu, a New Zealander, was in Australia to watch the upcoming Rugby World Cup test and was not feeling well, So he decided to see a doctor. "Hey doc, I dun't feel so good, ey" said Wiremu. The doctor gave him a thorough examinatio... Read more
Queenslander logic.
Friday, January 01, 2021      26 comments

Two Queenslanders, Jim and Bob, are sitting at their local pub having a few beers. Jim turns to Bob and says, "You know what, I'm tired of going through life without a good education. Tomorrow I think I'll go down to that community colleg... Read more
An older woman is seen by a younger doctor.
Thursday, December 31, 2020      30 comments

A woman went to the doctor’s office and was seen by one of the new young doctors. After about four minutes in the examination room, she started screaming and ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and... Read more
A farm boy has an accident.
Wednesday, December 30, 2020      26 comments

A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon-load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise. “Hey Wilmer!” the farmer yelled. “Forget your troubles. Come in and have a bite with us. Then I’ll help you get the wagon up.” “That’s m... Read more
A father and son go to watch the football match.
Tuesday, December 29, 2020      27 comments

A father and his son arrive at a football game but the dad can’t find the tickets. “Nip home and see if I left the tickets there,” the dad says to the son. “No problem, Dad.” The boy races home leaving the dad waiting at the game.... Read more
Mum got a call while she was making dinner.
Sunday, December 27, 2020      28 comments

A housewife with three young children was getting dinner ready when the phone rang. The six-year-old picked it up and said: “Hi, Daddy!” and she began telling him about her day. She then passed the phone to her brother and sister as was the... Read more
A man proposed to his girlfriend.
Saturday, December 26, 2020      26 comments

Sam had proposed to young Lisa and was being interviewed by his prospective father-in-law. “Do you think you are earning enough to support a family?” the older man asked the suitor. “Yes, sir,” replied Sam. “I am.” “Well,” said Li... Read more
Is it Male or Female?
Thursday, December 24, 2020      24 comments

You might not know this...but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples: FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in...but you can see right through them. PHOTOC... Read more
New grandparents were anxious to meet their granddaughter.
Monday, December 21, 2020      22 comments

A woman is entertaining her parents who have come round to congratulate her on the birth of their first grandchild. “So, when can we see the baby?” asks the grandmother. “In a little while,” replies the mother. Some time passes. T... Read more
A man and his wife check into a hotel.
Sunday, December 20, 2020      25 comments

A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have a drink at the bar, but his wife is extremely tired so she decides to go on up to their room to rest. She lies down on the bed when, suddenly, an elevated train passes by very c... Read more
A pilot spoke over the speaker system.
Saturday, December 19, 2020      27 comments

An airplane was flying from LA to New York. About an hour into the flight, the pilot announced: “We have lost an engine, but don’t worry, there are three left. However, instead of five hours it will now take seven hours to get to New York.” ... Read more
What does it mean to be English?
Friday, December 18, 2020      27 comments

One of the English national daily newspapers asked readers "What does it mean to be English?" Some of the emails were hilarious but this one from a chap in Switzerland stood out; "Being English is about driving in a German car to an Irish p... Read more

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