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The teacher asked little Johnny if he knew his numbers.
Friday, January 29, 2021      26 comments

The teacher asked little Johnny if he knew his numbers. “Yes,” he said. “I do. My father taught me.” “Good. What comes after three.” “Four,” answered the boy. “What comes after six?” “Seven.” “Very good,” said the t... Read more
A man bought his wife a diamond ring.
Thursday, January 28, 2021      30 comments

A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for her birthday. The next week at the pub, a friend of his said: “I thought she wanted one of those sporty 4-Wheel drive vehicles.” “She did,” he replied with a sigh. “But where in the wo... Read more
A farmer was discussing important issues.
Wednesday, January 27, 2021      29 comments

In a small town, farmers got together to discuss some important issues. About midway through the meeting, a wife of one of the farmers stood up and spoke her piece. When she was done, one of the old farmers stood up and said: “What does she... Read more
Bartender joke.
Monday, January 25, 2021      30 comments

The bartender greets Jack and says, "For 5 bucks I'll show you something amazing." Jack agrees and hands over 5 bucks. The bartender pulls out a small piano and a guy who is only about a foot tall. The guy sits down and plays an amazing... Read more
A man needed to get off the train.
Monday, January 25, 2021      27 comments

A man travelling by train asks the ticket collector what time the train stops at Victoria. “Sir, we don’t stop at Victoria.” “But I have to get off there!” “Well, there might be one thing I can do. I might be able to get the engin... Read more
Medical Opinions.
Sunday, January 24, 2021      25 comments

Medical experts were asked if it's time to ease the coronavirus lockdown: Allergists were in favour of scratching it, but Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, ... Read more
A man was caught embezzling millions.
Friday, January 22, 2021      26 comments

A man who had been caught embezzling millions from his employer went to a lawyer seeking defence. He didn’t want to go to jail. But his lawyer told him: “Don’t worry. You’ll never have to go to jail with all that money.” And the lawye... Read more
A man bought two horses but couldn't tell them apart.
Tuesday, January 19, 2021      25 comments

A man buys two horses but he can’t tell them apart, so he asks the farmer next door what to do. He says to cut one of their tails off. So the man does. But then the other horse’s tail gets caught in a bush and rips off. So again, he can... Read more
The minister called a meeting after the service.
Monday, January 18, 2021      23 comments

After a long, dry sermon, the minister announced that he wished to meet with the church board after the service. The first man to arrive was a stranger. “You misunderstood my announcement. This is a meeting of the board,” said the minister.... Read more
The school chaplain was talking to the students.
Saturday, January 16, 2021      27 comments

“Now my motto in life is,” said the school chaplain. “work hard, play hard and pray hard. How about you, Harriet?” “My motto is let bygones be bygones.” “That’s good. Why did you choose that?” “So I wouldn’t have to take any histo... Read more
A young and foolish pilot was flying at night for the first time
Wednesday, January 13, 2021      23 comments

A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool on the aviation frequencies. This was his first time approaching a field during the nighttime. Instead of making any official requests to the tower he said: “Guess who?” The controller swi... Read more
A wife decides to teach her husband a lesson.
Tuesday, January 12, 2021      30 comments

There is a man who goes out drinking all the time and comes home very late every night. So one night his wife decides to teach him a lesson. She dresses up like the devil and decides to hide in the dark and scare him when he gets home. The ... Read more
An elderly woman was chatting with fellow beachgoers.
Sunday, January 10, 2021      33 comments

An elderly, wealthy woman was boring fellow beachgoers as she bragged on and on about her two remarkable grandchildren. Unable to stand it any longer, a fellow sunbather interrupted her. “Tell me, how old are your grandsons?” The ... Read more
An old man was talking about working as a blacksmith.
Saturday, January 09, 2021      28 comments

An old man used to work in a blacksmith shop when he was a boy. He used to tell his grandkids how he had toughened himself up so he could stand the rigours of blacksmithing. One story was how he had developed his arm and shoulder muscles. H... Read more
A man boarded a bus and sat next to a woman.
Friday, January 08, 2021      29 comments

A man boarded a bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful woman. The puzzled woman kept looking at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after many such glances from her, he said: “It’s golf ba... Read more

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