Please don't hit me.
Sunday, November 27, 2011 10 comments
Puns for the overly educated. 1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. 2.I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleuti... Read more
Exercise & Brain Function.
Saturday, November 26, 2011 6 comments
Regular exercise is vital for our heart and lung health, but did you know it also affects our brain function? Here are some of the ways regular exercise can improve your mental health: * By raising your heart rate, you stimulate the n... Read more
Iran and Star Trek.
Tuesday, November 15, 2011 8 comments
The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech and walked out into the lobby of the convention centre where he met U.S. General Patraeus. They shook hands. As they walked the Iranian said, "You know, I have just one questio... Read more
Monday, November 14, 2011 8 comments
An Alabama preacher said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumour that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. It is a horrible lie and one that a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to ... Read more
Pretty sure these are all true. Would I lie??????
Monday, November 07, 2011 15 comments
1. Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee. 2. Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. 3.... Read more
Our next trip - Wonders of the American West!
Sunday, September 25, 2011 16 comments
Well, our first trip is just over and what a trip! We've had so much fun, great company with 38 other people, good Tour Director and Coach Driver and such beautiful places we visited! WOW! I will post photos, plenty taken but having problems ... Read more
Our first tour - American Parks Trail!
Tuesday, September 13, 2011 14 comments
On Friday 16th September we begin the first of our 2 coach tours of National Parks. This was the reason for our 7 week holidaying around the USA. Once we got those tours organized, everything else fell into place, including meeting so many of... Read more
From the American Association Of Retired People
Tuesday, July 26, 2011 10 comments
Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger women who are interested in them? A: Try a bookstore under fiction. Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause? A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finis... Read more
Just one more sleep!
Sunday, July 24, 2011 8 comments
In about 12 hours we leave home on our way to the airport to fly to Scotland with an overnight stopover in Bangkok. I've had a very busy day today. Went for my walk this morning with SIL even though it was raining. When we started our wal... Read more
BLESSED ARE THE CRACKED, FOR THEY LET IN THE LIGHT!
Wednesday, July 20, 2011 12 comments
1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 4.... Read more
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