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A Fill-In for a Priest.
Friday, January 27, 2012      12 comments

A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional unattended, he called his rabbi friend from across the street and asked him to cover for him. The rabbi told him he wouldn't know what to say, but the priest... Read more
And You Ask What A Senior Does?
Friday, January 27, 2012      14 comments

As we get older we sometimes begin to doubt our ability to "make a difference" in the world. It is at these times that our hopes are boosted by the remarkable achievements of other "seniors" who have found the courage to take on challenges th... Read more
Monday, January 23, 2012      17 comments

An older lady was somewhat lonely and decided she needed a pet to keep her company. So, off to the pet shop she went. She searched and searched. None of the pets seemed to catch her interest, except this ugly frog. As she walked by the jar he wa... Read more
Men's Rules.
Thursday, January 05, 2012      19 comments

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear 'the rules' from the female side Now here are the rules from the male side. These ... Read more
Jewish Newlyweds.
Wednesday, December 28, 2011      19 comments

A young Jewish couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. "Well", said her mother, "so how was the honeymoon?" "Oh mama", she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! romantic... Read more
98 and no enemies!
Tuesday, December 27, 2011      13 comments

All women should live so long as to be this kind of lady! Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?" Eighty percent held up their hands. The Minister then repeated his question... Read more
Seasons Greetings!
Sunday, December 25, 2011      8 comments

I wanted to send some sort of holiday greeting to my friends and colleagues, but it is difficult in today's world to know exactly what to say without offending someone. So I met with my lawyer yesterday, and on advice I wish to say the following... Read more
Saturday, December 24, 2011      11 comments

A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and a passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the bush and hopped around the crashed car. The officer looked down at the mon... Read more
Bucking Frilliant.​......Ronn​ie Barker Genius!
Friday, December 23, 2011      7 comments

This was originally shown on BBC TV back in the 70's. Ronnie Barker could say all this without a snigger, though God knows after how many takes. The irony is, BBC received not one complaint. The speed of delivery must have been too mu... Read more
The Deaf Wife Problem.
Wednesday, December 21, 2011      22 comments

Bert feared his wife Peg wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem. The Doctor told him there is a simp... Read more
The Wise Rabbi.
Sunday, December 18, 2011      14 comments

The only cow in a small town in Poland stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow from Moscow for 2,000 roubles, or one from Minsk for 500 roubles. Being frugal, they bought the ... Read more
Wednesday, December 14, 2011      12 comments

Senior citizens are constantly being criticized for every conceivable deficiency of the modern world, real or imaginary. We know we take responsibility for all we have done and do not blame others. HOWEVER, upon reflection, we would like to... Read more
Tuesday, December 13, 2011      9 comments

A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow copper. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education then any Jock cop. He decides to ... Read more
From 60s to present time.
Sunday, December 04, 2011      12 comments

This is only for those who's level of maturity qualifies them to relate to it... 60s: Long hair present time: Longing for hair 60s: KEG present time: EKG 60s: Acid rock present time: Acid reflux ... Read more
Hanging by my boob!
Friday, December 02, 2011      14 comments

While conducting some business at the Court House, I overheard a lady who had been arrested for assaulting a Mammogram Technician say, "Your Honor, I'm guilty but.....there were extenuating circumstances." The female Judge said, sarcastical... Read more

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