A Fill-In for a Priest.
Friday, January 27, 2012 12 comments
A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional unattended, he called his rabbi friend from across the street and asked him to cover for him. The rabbi told him he wouldn't know what to say, but the priest... Read more
And You Ask What A Senior Does?
Friday, January 27, 2012 14 comments
As we get older we sometimes begin to doubt our ability to "make a difference" in the world. It is at these times that our hopes are boosted by the remarkable achievements of other "seniors" who have found the courage to take on challenges th... Read more
THE UGLY FROG.
Monday, January 23, 2012 17 comments
An older lady was somewhat lonely and decided she needed a pet to keep her company. So, off to the pet shop she went. She searched and searched. None of the pets seemed to catch her interest, except this ugly frog. As she walked by the jar he wa... Read more
Wednesday, December 28, 2011 19 comments
A young Jewish couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. "Well", said her mother, "so how was the honeymoon?" "Oh mama", she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! romantic... Read more
98 and no enemies!
Tuesday, December 27, 2011 13 comments
All women should live so long as to be this kind of lady! Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?" Eighty percent held up their hands. The Minister then repeated his question... Read more
Sunday, December 25, 2011 8 comments
I wanted to send some sort of holiday greeting to my friends and colleagues, but it is difficult in today's world to know exactly what to say without offending someone. So I met with my lawyer yesterday, and on advice I wish to say the following... Read more
Bucking Frilliant.......Ronnie Barker Genius!
Friday, December 23, 2011 7 comments
This was originally shown on BBC TV back in the 70's. Ronnie Barker could say all this without a snigger, though God knows after how many takes. The irony is, BBC received not one complaint. The speed of delivery must have been too mu... Read more
The Deaf Wife Problem.
Wednesday, December 21, 2011 22 comments
Bert feared his wife Peg wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem. The Doctor told him there is a simp... Read more
THIS IS US!!!!
Wednesday, December 14, 2011 12 comments
Senior citizens are constantly being criticized for every conceivable deficiency of the modern world, real or imaginary. We know we take responsibility for all we have done and do not blame others. HOWEVER, upon reflection, we would like to... Read more
LONDON LAWYER VS GLASGOW COP
Tuesday, December 13, 2011 9 comments
A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow copper. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education then any Jock cop. He decides to ... Read more
Hanging by my boob!
Friday, December 02, 2011 14 comments
While conducting some business at the Court House, I overheard a lady who had been arrested for assaulting a Mammogram Technician say, "Your Honor, I'm guilty but.....there were extenuating circumstances." The female Judge said, sarcastical... Read more
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