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Smile of the Day
Monday, June 21, 2021      7 comments

As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Traffic Warden's funeral, a voice from inside screams: "I'm not dead, I'm not dead. Let me out!" The Vicar smiles, leans forward sucking air through his teeth and mutters: "Too late pal, ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Sunday, June 20, 2021      8 comments

A mother asked her small son what he would like for his birthday. "I'd like a little brother," a boy said. "Oh my, that's such a big wish," said the mother. "Why do you want a little brother?" "Well," said the boy, "there's only so much I ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Friday, June 18, 2021      11 comments

"You see, doctor, I’m always dizzy for half an hour after I get up in the morning,” said Carla. "I have the solution for you," replied the doctor. "Really, what is it?" “Well, try getting up half an hour later."... Read more
Smile of the Day
Thursday, June 17, 2021      10 comments

Only the Backstroke Swimming Coach: "Hey! Why are you doing only the backstroke?" Swimmer: "Because I just ate, sir. I don't want to swim on a full stomach." ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Wednesday, June 16, 2021      12 comments

Two bats are going for their midnight feed.After an hour or so, one bat gets tired of looking and goes home with no blood. The other bat comes home with blood dripping from its mouth. The first bat says enviously, "Where did you get all that b... Read more
Smile of the Day
Tuesday, June 15, 2021      17 comments

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?" The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nerv... Read more
Smile of the Day
Monday, June 14, 2021      12 comments

Giving a man his physical, a doctor noticed several dark, ugly bruises on his shins, so he asked, "Do you play hockey?" "No." "Do you play soccer?" "No." "Do you play any other physical sport?" "Not at all. I just play bridge with my w... Read more
Smile of the Day
Sunday, June 13, 2021      12 comments

If I had a dollar every time a customer complained about the price of cinema food. I could almost afford a small popcorn.... Read more
Smile of the Day
Saturday, June 12, 2021      8 comments

A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counselling came up. "Oh, we'll never need that. My husband and I have a great relationship," the wife explained. "He was a communications major in c... Read more
Smile of the Day
Friday, June 11, 2021      7 comments

I went to see my doctor this morning. “Some one decided to graffiti my house last night!” I raged. “So why are you telling me?” the doctor asked. “I can't understand the writing,” I replied. “Was it you?”... Read more
Smile of the Day
Thursday, June 10, 2021      16 comments

Australia's Biggest Export Fun fact: Australia's biggest export is boomerangs. It's also their biggest import.... Read more
Smile of the Day
Wednesday, June 09, 2021      12 comments

At the conclusion of the sermon, the worshippers filed out of the sanctuary to greet the minister. As one shook the minister’s hand, he said, “Thanks for the message, Reverend. You know, I bet you’re smarter than Einstein.”Beaming with pride, th... Read more
Smile of the Day
Tuesday, June 08, 2021      10 comments

My boss came to me at lunch, "Where the hell have you been? I've been trying to find you all morning!" I shrugged and said, "Good employees are hard to find!"... Read more
Smile of the Day
Monday, June 07, 2021      9 comments

During their vacation and while they were visiting Jerusalem, George’s mother-in-law died. With death certificates in hand, George went to the American Consulate Office to make arrangements to send the body back to the states for proper burial... Read more
Smile of the Day
Sunday, June 06, 2021      8 comments

One night at the dinner table, the wife commented, 'When we were first married, you took the small piece of steak and gave me the larger. Now you take the large one and leave me the smaller. Don't you love me anymore?' 'Nonsense, darling,' r... Read more

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